First post and where do I begin

WELL!!! .. I'm not sure how to start these things off but I know I have a lot of great stories and a lot of great (HA) people to blog about! .. I want to say that this is really not to offend anyone , its more to get a laugh about dumb situations and people.  I run into a lot of crazy people in a run of a day , month , year and I could even break it down to hours if I really wanted to . Working in a fast food business can do that. But its not only my work where I find these people. I some how find it in every relationship I'm in or just come out of.  I haven't been in very many but the ones I have been in are crazy stories that I want to share because they are just amazing how dumb or total arseholes. (nice way of putting it) I sit here and think about all the past people that have come in and out of my life and still to this day am still speechless sometimes. I think this is a good introduction to my chapter one .. I think I shall call it the best friend .. and well all I can say is expect a lot of reading for that post haha. To end this first post I hope this is a long and happy relationship together and be ready to be amazed and laughing at the awkward moments I get myself into. :) will post tomorrow :)